To know Fred is to love Fred.
He's...how can I put this delicately...a bit tippy. He’s like a Woollybooger in a china shop. He has no idea where his body stops and the world begins, so you might wanna grab the bubblewrap and hide the breakables before he lumbers in. His catchphrases are “oopsies” and “my bad.” If you'd like to help, his buddies started a GoFundMe for LASIK, though they're doubtful it'll make a difference.
Fred wants everyone to know that even though he's clumsy, he simply LOVES to dance. His favorite move? The Bump, of course. He always clears the dance floor, but not in a good way.
Printed on museum quality, heavyweight matte paper using professional archival inks. Frame not included.
