This is Oskar. He's a cutie patootie.
He's just a baby 'booger now but if he gets as big as his mom and dad, he's gonna be a beast! Oskar is really good at climbing stuff—trees, hills, huts—but he's not as good at getting down. He once made it up to the roof and all I can say is, it's a good thing there was a giant trampoline in the backyard, otherwise he woulda been a goner. He spent one cold winter night stuck in a tree because his parents couldn't find him. They looked everywhere. When they panicked and put out an all-points bulletin, Woollyboogers from miles around volunteered to track him down. They scoured the area, whistling and calling his name. Finally, when the sun came up and Oskar woke to a loudly grumbling tummy, the search party spotted him and returned him to his parents.
His mom and dad are currently considering a GPS ankle monitor.
Printed on museum quality, heavyweight matte paper using professional archival inks. Frame not included.
